oh the nineties
i know right that dress is terrible
(via booksandmortar)
8hy:
I have an idealized version of myself in my mind and she’s really pissed off at my life choices
(via messyroommessylife)
Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !
Me after 7 tequila shots:
This post allowed me to draw two cards from my deck and add them to my hand
(via firedrill)
fool me once,,,,,,, fool me twice,,,, fool me as many times as you want, my first name is dumbass
(via messyroommessylife)
Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep
maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning
Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.
(via godisacunt)
(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)
I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.
But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.
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